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this-is-a-teenage-circus:

ultrafacts:

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I am jealous of those people

this-is-a-teenage-circus:

ultrafacts:

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I am jealous of those people

bonusvampirus:

Friendly reminder that the Death Eaters had a seating chart.

Like, they all had specific spots in the circle and when some of them were missing they left spaces for those people because they knew exactly where their spots were.

Just imagine Voldemort pouring over that…

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prozdvoices:

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I don’t do a particularly good impression of either character, but OH WELL, DID IT ANYWAY.

Plankton impersonation on point
gruntyindustries:

what if my friends dont think im fast enough

gruntyindustries:

what if my friends dont think im fast enough

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

waluiqi:

i just went on facebook and

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maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

To my future wife…

dropngoons:

lastofa-dyingbreed:

When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.

I hate this website